Story: I"ll keep my dollars and he can have the change~!
There's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's Captain who
inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boson's Mate that
his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would
change underwear occasionally.
The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The Chief went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,
"The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear.
"Pittman, you change with Jones; McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski; and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!!!"
THE MORAL:
Someone may be promising "Change" in Washington; but don't count
on things smelling any better!
