SPDR S&P 500 (SPY)

[Two-timer]

Dan, here's a "grammar lesson" for us old guys including Fox, Foot, Gleno, Fish, etc. Two

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On my 79th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The
> certificate paid for a visit to a local medicine man who was rumored to have
> a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After some persuasion, I drove to
> his place, handed my certificate to the medicine man and wondered what would
> happen next.
>
> The old man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to
> me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and
> it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When
> you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your
> life, and you can perform as long as you want."
>
> I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I
> stop the action of the medicine?"
>
> "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does,
> the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
>
> I was very eager to see if it worked so I went home, showered,
> shaved, combed my hair, put on lots of cologne, took a spoonful of the
> medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came
> in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
> Immediately, the glory of my manhood filled the room.
>
> My wife was so excited that she began ripping off her clothes. And
> then she asked, "By the way, Honey, what was the 1-2-3 for?"
>
> And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
> with a preposition! Otherwise you will end up with a dangling participle.