Enzyme Environmental Solutions Inc (EESO)

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Philnic451 - good work on getting some spies. My comments are in bold.

Ok, I have had a very busy day and I have employed the following people to help "spy" on EESO:

1) Kelli - she is a local girl scout who is going to go in there to sell cookies. The cookie boxes have cameras in them and should provide live footage inside the building once sold.

If Kelli is any good at selling cookies she may reach 136 milion before EESO does.

2) Tom - A homeless man who has agreed to relocate from under the Wells Street bridge to Hueganard Road for a case of whisky. He will attempt to count the number of employees who enter the building everyday. I bought him a calculator to help with his job.

When he finishes, could you have Tom leave the calculator for Jared so that his numbers might finally add up!

3) Fred the Farmer - Fred has pigs and he is going to collect their poooo and deposit it around the EESO building for the next couple of weeks until it stinks. Hopefully EESO will poor some enzymes on it and we can get free samples.

Will be interesting to see if the smell is more noticable than that already emanating from the PRs and CCs that have come from the EESO building.

4) Bob the tow truck driver. He is going to "accidently" tow away Jared's car and try to retrieve any important documents left in the vehicle.

Like his script from the last CC. "I do not have in front of me." - Repeat as often as necessary while Mark rustles paper near microphone to simulate bad connection.

5) Sherry the Travel Agent. She is going to track every plane ticket purchased by any EESO employee so that we can follow them to every country they go to verify these "phony trips" they have been talking about

Likely only tickets are to Area 51 in Nevada desert which still has stage set from phony moon walk - Jared could claim they have sold to every continent on earth and now are working on galactical green dominance. I suspect a PR quoting meeting with Man on the Moon in near future.