Thursday, July 10, 2008 11:01:43 PM
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give 100% (or more)..
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life? How do we achieve this goal???
Here's my little surefire mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
and
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close..and, Attitude will get you there...
but the reality of the fact of the matter is that...
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and..
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
WILL PUT YOU OVER THE TOP!
:)
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