Poet's Corner

[alexed]

HAIRCUTS

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair
cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty
much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And
you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would
look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that
except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I
have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to
have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I
mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had
your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much
easier.

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.