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NM- I finally find someone who knows how to MAKE money instead of lose it or break even and I don't understand the language that he uses to convey his enormous talent. My question is, If I open up an account with X brokerage company to trade options as you do, will they understand me when I want to place an order using your exact verbage? In other words, I'd love to cash in as you do, but if your direction that you so openly/freely give out here is not understood by those on the other end of the phone, how does it benefit someone like myself? I know this might sound funny to some, and to be honest w/ you, I'm laughing as I type, but there's also a sincere desire to know the answer. What you type sounds so simple yet so mysterious. I suppose that since I'm confused I sense that others would be too! I got a REAL kick out of your response to one of the other posters here, you took 2-bit w/ your #38156 post to the proverbial woodshed (I think), your quickest, most witted post thus far imo-DUDE.