The answers for the 21st Century:
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?_a DNA sample_.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on _Youtube.com_.
03. "Get your kicks, _try a speedball mix_ ."
04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed_to Spanish_."
05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _the LAPD cruises tonight_."
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_Rodney King Boogie_."
07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best....... _bottled water_."
08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _Fifty Cent_.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _Who knows, but she better be over the legal age of consent_.
10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named _Ahmadinijad_ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "_Death to the Great Satan, America_".
11. Some French muslims who protested the arrest of 3 muslims did so by burning their_cars and everybody elses'_.
12. The cute little car with the gas engine and an electric motor in the front was called the hybrid. What other names did it go by? _Prius_ & _Priaprism_.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died."This was a tribute to _Tupac and about 38 other rappers shot to death_.
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called _Chechnya_.
15. One of the big fads of the late 00's and 10's was a large plastic gizmo that many aging Baby Boomers used to reduce their waists and thighs. The gizmos were called the _Ab Cruncher_ and the _Thigh Master_.