he-he-he... THE MADDNESS OF IT!....
What? they gonna change their brokerage boilerplate in the contracts to:
"And if you buy any shares, or ANYTHING else, thru your brokerage acct. with us you may well be committing a crime.But rest assure we at, ABC Brokerage will always be there for you, except of course that you do get your azz in some kind of spot then don't call us we'll call you.
And thanks again for choosing ABC Brokerage where... "Our Clients come First" (unless of course we decide differently)!
"And the sharks started to circle... the smell of blood in the water was overwhelming!"