A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off .. Or
I'll kick the sh** out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
