"I'd rather have a bunny."
You should have a bun. A lionhead which, IIRC, is your preferred model. We will be seeking at least one Japanese harlequin for our next pair in a decade or so. Prolly also another mini-lop.
Whenever possible, try to gett at least two (or more) as they are highly social beings - and gett them at the same time, as they are very territorial and new interlopers are often shunned. They are easily litter box-trained, uber-clean, and low maintenance. Unlike a dog, you don't have to gett up and take them ~OUTT for a walk in the rain/snow/cold to pee/poop. Buns just need to be brushed every couple of weeks if you have a long-haired model, like a lionhead. They will sit on your lap or on a table and zen~OUTT while they are being brushed. Every cuppla/few months you need to trim their nails, which is challenging the first time or two as they don't understand what is going on, butt then they realize you're nott trying to hurt them and they are easy to trim after that. They do need toys and mental challenges to keep their bun-brains hopping - butt this is nott expensive, mostly what is needed is the human thinking about new things to present as an object to play with or a challenge. Cardboard boxes with holes or panels cutt~OUTT and maze-like arrangements or fabric tubes are good entertainment for the bun(s) and the human(s). And they need some chew bars or chew toys to wear down their always-growing teeth. Prolly a good idea to gett some plastic tubing electrical cord protectors, altho in our experiences the buns, like a dog, are pretty quick to learn nott to do something if you scold them about it and they see what you are objecting to. The domesticated breeds of buns are, like dog breeds, pretty human-savvy and seek to please; they just need to be told what is nott OK to do and they readily conform to the rules.
Plus they are soooo soft!!
