HUMBL Inc (HMBL)

[ListenToTheTrees]

It was a quiet Friday morning on IHUB. The bashers were already typing away, double-fisting Red Bulls and existential dread.

“HMBL is trash!” typed user jimr1717 for the 117th time this week.

“Delisting any minute now,” chimed in tdbowieknife, proudly screenshotting the Level 2 like it was gospel.

“I have sources,” HuggyBear, who once met a guy whose cousin’s dog walker followed someone who worked at a transfer agent.

Meanwhile, in the land of long-term holders, aka “The Delusional Diamondhands” as the bashers called them, hope was alive but fragile.

Panic spread in the dark corners of the basher forums.

“Is this… retail buying?”
“Wait, who’s pumping this?”
“I’m down 3 iPhones on this short. Somebody call Gary Gensler!”

They scrambled to find a narrative. Bots. Glitches. Solar flares. A butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil. But nothing could explain it.

By noon, $HMBL was up 50% and the only thing stronger than the green candle was the silence from the bashers. They’d retreated to their dens, muttering.

On the long weekend ahead, holders sipped their drinks poolside, phones in one hand, smug grins in the other.

Meanwhile, the bashers?
They were left doing the only thing they could: wait for the long weekend to end.

Because no matter what, that $HMBL 50% send-off was real, it was green, and it was glorious.