Fannie Mae-No Politics (FNMA)

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Trump 4 weeks in office. A recap: (fictional)

1. 11,000 secret documents regarding Fannie and Freddie conservatorships published. Investigations into Geithner, Bernanke and Paulson. Prosecution not ruled out.

2. warrants canceled. SPS canceled. Treasury to pay back $300 billion to Fannie and Freddie.

3. Fannie and Freddie exit conservatorship.

4. Fannie and Freddie relisted on the NYSE.
NYSE chief speaks of largest daily volume ever: FNMA $450 billion.

5. PPS FNMA $589; FMCC $584

6. Fannie and Freddie cooperate with OpenAI. Pay one symbolic dollar each.
Freddie CEO says „milestone in the digitization of the business“.

7. Congress passes the Global Reconstruction and Environmental Protection Act. Explicit $10 trillion government guarantee for Fannie and Freddie, fee 25 basis points. Moody's calls bill monumental, expects to cut federal deficit in half by 2035.

8. Fannie and Freddie expand their operations to Canada, Europe, Japan and Australia.
Wells Fargo raises price target FNMA $1400; FMCC $1450

9. Fannie and Freddie work out Gaza Strip rebuilding program. allocate $3 trillion.
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Israel and Egypt offer to cooperate as lenders/originators. Wall Street in negotiations with Fannie and Freddie.

10. Fannie and Freddie introduce Global Green Housing program, providing $4 trillion.
EU Commissioner von der Leyen welcomes the move, calling it the right decision at the right time.

11. Trump to finance the construction of the wall to Mexico out of his own pocket. Cites private profits from „crypto and other investments".

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