Lightwave Logic Inc (LWLG)

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Some predictions for the next couple months, as we slide from the $3s on down:

-Lebby will continue to “demonstrate thought leadership.”

-marco will continue to post increasingly convoluted and preposterous excuses to explain away LWLG’s failure to commercialize. (We should be grateful for the levity these unintentionally hilarious posts provide).

-scope will continue to insist that “loyalty” and “defending the board” - not cold hard facts or reality - are the most important things for investors.

-jeunke will nervously scan his financial advisory contracts with his clients to see if there’s a clawback provision that allows them to recoup their mismanaged money. Also, there might be a run on pitchforks in Belgium.

-carl will say that sure, he expected news by now - but he’s goshdarn positive that there will be news soon, maybe by end of year, or possibly next year, or the year after!

-x will continue to insist that the shorts are really, really, really in trouble and that he’s excited to be able to pick up more shares, as he reaches across the breakfast table for his bottle of bourbon.

-kcc will say “Maybe saying I was in love with Lebby all over again after he failed to deliver any deals was a bad call on my part. And I guess I have been 100% wrong on my business predictions so far. But I’m still bullish on the company! Who’s with me? Anyone? Anyone?”

-protopump will continue to copy and paste the same spam posts he always has, leaning into his role as the human photocopy machine.

-xena will focus her efforts on hitching a ride on the Hale Bopp comet, so that she can finally unlock the hidden mysteries of the universe and expose the nefarious cabal that has been keeping LWLG down.

You heard it here first, folks!