Mohacsy's Safe Portfolio Member Forum

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Republicans in Congress are working on a very important bill to ensure gas stoves receive the respect they have earned. Florida representative Jared Markowitz, Dem, Florida has suggested a few amendments to the bill to ensure, maybe I should say enshrine, the great gas stove.

1. Create a six burner double oven for statuary hall.
2. Create a position in the US Dept. of Energy - Supreme Allied Gas Commander.
3. Rename the bill the Make Appliances Great Again bill. All of the bill's supporters already have the hats, shirts and yard signs.