What will Inovio report?
"For the second quarter, 2022, we have still not originated one approved product in 43 years"
"We have submitted our record of unaccomplishment to the Guinness Book of Records and hope to hear from them in Q3"
"Other than that, we continue to go to conferences to talk and network"
"And now we'll open to questions" Operator, " the first question will be from Joseph Lacky from Hyper Heimer & Dodge. " Thank you for taking questions after ten years". "Mine is a statement, followed by a question". "For twenty years we've been putting out ridiculously high PTs, like $35/SH." Last quarter I married my girlfriend and converted to her faith beforehand" I can no longer be a bullchiter for this failed company." My question is, what of a the newbees Avtar Dhillon's artful PRs sucked into this scam. Are you willing to do the right thing and dissolve the company and distribute what's left to shareholders?"
"Hi Lacky, this is the Inovio PR copy machine operator and I'll take your question, as most of our Executives have either left for a 9 day conference in Maui or have recently fled the company." "Newbees were and remain our mark." They fund our high salaries, cushy offices and most importantly, huge bonuses." Newbees need to learn about the stock market, particullary bio scams. We feel they can learn that here, at Inovio."
Finally, with a modicum of Due Diligence, newbees could readily see we were led for years by Avtar Dhillon, a penny stock promoter and scammer. Avrum was an Inovio Founder, Inovio President, Inovio CEO. Inovio Director and Inovio Chairman and Paid Consultant to Inovio to 2019." "Unfortunately, we had to fade Dhillon after years of operatiing our scam, as he is facing charges of stock fraud and Obstruction of Justice in Boston by a Joint Government task force." "But it's Prima Facia, anyone getting in bed with crooked Dhillon and Inovio, should expect to lose their money!"
"That will be it for questions and we want to thank all the suckers who've funded our lavish lifestyle over these 43 years"
Operator: "this conudes our farcial presentation.". Please hang- up or remain on to listen to some really good elevator music". "But don't be confused, Inovio is not going up or anywhere, really. It's a scam, idiots!"
(elevator music)
