A young man from the tiny coastal fishing village of Updawazoo Labrador calls home from Toronto for the first time after moving there to go to college.. He tells his mother about all the new and exciting things he's seen and done in The Big City.. "The shopping malls are huge, and the restaurants are great," he says, "And last, night I even went to a topless bar!"..
"Really? A topless bar?!" says his mom, "What do they do when it rains?"..