Hop-On Inc (HPNN)

[PRmaniac]

CEO Petey will look out of place there riding around on his scooter, looking like a morbidly-obese chester the molester/wife beater.

Sure hope he knows he can't get a scooter there. He has to rent one ahead of time from separate vendor.
He also would have to have a non-photoshopped proof of recent vaccination to attend.
Also, if he ever were to have a real booth (he doesn't), the lawyers trying to find and serve him with papers would know where to find him. While his $50K bail bond shows him living at his mom's house (he lost all access to his marital address), I'm guessing he doesn't answer the door when process servers show up to serve him.
I guess they could stake-out his office (a mail drop box in a strip mall), but his mommy probably is forced to pick up mail for him.