Atacama Resources International Inc (ACRL)

[Tiresias]

(Fairyland, Florida-FIC) Atascamablamadingdong is pleased to announce our new BOD-highly respected members of the one-legged, one-arm Paper Hangers Association who have developed strong hunting skills after sitting in a drunken stupor on a bar stool playing endless games of "Find My Foot". Atascama is a holistic non-mining non-entity dedicated to fluffy press releases and excuses while relying upon various Tip Shite Sheets to lull investors to sleep while trolling for newly established illiterate investor base to expand its shareholder list. Atascamablamadingdong has established a firm principled practise of not filing timely reports or audited financials in Canada, choosing instead to save a tree by not filing anything on paper and have taken to using re-useable plastic cups for Tim's Coffee Shop purchases. They are relying heavily upon the local indegenous Timmonites to continue the Sham Brothers Charity with a strong supporting role played by Aesops Fable, a local children's theme park-children can walk unattended through hundreds of empty acres hoping to kick over a rock and find a gold nugget. They are urged on by avatars who jump out of the bushes holding a donut and half drunk paper coffee cup extolling the virtues of the land and to keep looking. Operating since 1930 the theme park has yet to present a child with a prize for finding a gold nugget. Children can use the YAPPN app to seek clues.