A chap hires an assassin to shoot his adulterous wife and her lover. The man and assassin are hidden in some hedges in the garden. The assassin is looking through the sights on his gun. He says “You still realize it's five thousand dollars per bullet don't you?”. The man replies “Yes that's fine. Go ahead. Shoot both"
The assassin asks, “Where do you want me to shoot them?”. The man replies “ Shoot my wife in the mouth. She was always giving me grief and shoot him in his balls for screwing my wife"
The assassin adjusts his sights. Takes another look and says “Hang on. Give it a minute and I might be able to save you a bullet."
saving nickels saving dimes
working till the sun don't shine
looking forward to happier times
1963, Roy Orbison - On Blue Bayou