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Tuesday, 01/16/2007 5:02:29 PM

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 5:02:29 PM

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Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that
he had to break off their engagement so that he could
marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

"Not on her best day." Hank replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke."

"Well then, is it sex?"

"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what is it?? What can she do for you that I
can't?"

"She can sue me for child support!"

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

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