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A guy goes to a dentist to have a tooth extracted.. She pulls out a hypodermic to give the him a shot of anaesthetic.. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said..
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: "I can't do the gas thing.. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"..
So the dentist asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.. "No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills".. The dentist gives him a couple of pills and he swallows them..
A few minutes later he asks,"Those pills, what were they?"..
"Viagra," says the dentist..
"Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"..
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold onto when I pull that tooth"..

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without experience, no explanation is possible."

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