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SHORENUFFSTUFF Member Level  Thursday, 02/11/21 11:08:31 AM
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The guy next to me at work watches porn all day.
I sincerely hope he doesn’t start to rub off on me.

“I want to buy this Christmas tree,” the blonde told the clerk.
“Are you going to put that up yourself?” asked the clerk.
“No, I’m putting it in my living room,” said the blonde.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try out these
new condoms with something inside to boost her pleasure.

I said, “What’s that?”

She said, “Other men.”



My wife and I are trying to have a baby and her mom has agreed to help out.
At least until I get hard, anyway.

I spent all day hanging out at the swimming pool.
Then someone told me and I tucked it back in again.

The impeachment of Trump will be a stain on
his legacy.......................whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.

At the Supermarket
Just saw a guy buying all the crab, lobster, shrimp, and oysters from my local supermarket while others were left without any and I couldn't help but think...

You shellfish bastard.



















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