Trinityz1 Saturday, 02/06/21 02:55:14 PM Re: None Post # of 2400 Guy comes into a bar sits down on a stool and orders a beer and orders a round for the house and tosses a couple $100's on the bar and says keep the change! He's accompanied by this little leprechaun lookin' dude on his shoulder and a gorgeous redhead who so good looking that just looking at her makes your tongue hard Bartender sets 'em up and the little guy jumps off his shoulder knocks over his beer, runs down the bar and kicks over every one else's drink.... Bartender says WTF??? Guy says hey no problem...Set 'em up again and here's $300 and keep the change! Bartender shrugs, cleans up the mess, and sets everybody up again.. the guy reaches for his beer...and.... and the little guy jumps off his shoulder knocks over his beer, runs down the bar and kicks over every one else's drink.... Bartender says What the Hell?!!?!!? Guy says hey I apologize...Set 'em up again and here's $500 and keep the change! Bartender cleans up the mess and sets everybody up again.. and leans over to the guy and says Hey what's the deal with that little guy? I really appreciate the great tips but this is pissing off my regular customers... what gives? The guy says well I was ship wrecked on a desert island and one day this bottle floated ashore so I thought I'd clean it up to use for water and *POOF* out popped a genie! Genie says, Oh great master of the bottle, I will grant you 3 wishes for whatever you want and then you must toss me back into the water So the guy says, well ok for my 1st wish I'd like to be back on the mainland and never be broke again Now every time I put my hand in my pocket I pull out 100 dollar bills Bartender says COOL guy says My second wish was to never be alone again and be accompanied by a beautiful woman wherever I go that adores me.... Bartender looks at the redhead, nods and says WOW, you sure got that... Guy says....and then I wished for a 12" prick........ "With experience, no explanation is necessary, without experience, no explanation is possible." #board-9931 #board-19369 #board-21675 My opinion is just that, my opinion. So make no investment decisions based on my opinion.