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Guy comes into a bar sits down on a stool and orders a beer
and orders a round for the house and tosses a couple $100's
on the bar and says keep the change!

He's accompanied by this little leprechaun lookin' dude on his shoulder and a gorgeous redhead who so good looking
that just looking at her makes your tongue hard

Bartender sets 'em up
and the little guy jumps off his shoulder
knocks over his beer, runs down the bar and kicks over
every one else's drink....

Bartender says WTF???

Guy says hey no problem...Set 'em up again and here's $300
and keep the change!
Bartender shrugs, cleans up the mess, and sets everybody up again..
the guy reaches for his beer...and....
and the little guy jumps off his shoulder
knocks over his beer, runs down the bar and kicks over
every one else's drink....


Bartender says What the Hell?!!?!!?

Guy says hey I apologize...Set 'em up again and here's $500
and keep the change!
Bartender cleans up the mess and sets everybody up again..
and leans over to the guy and says

Hey what's the deal with that little guy?
I really appreciate the great tips
but this is pissing off my regular customers...
what gives?

The guy says
well I was ship wrecked on a desert island
and one day this bottle floated ashore
so I thought I'd clean it up to use for water
and *POOF* out popped a genie!

Genie says, Oh great master of the bottle,
I will grant you 3 wishes for whatever you want
and then you must toss me back into the water

So the guy says, well ok
for my 1st wish I'd like to be back on the mainland and never be broke again

Now every time I put my hand in my pocket I pull out 100 dollar bills

Bartender says COOL
guy says
My second wish was to never be alone again and be accompanied
by a beautiful woman wherever I go that adores me....

Bartender looks at the redhead, nods and says WOW, you sure got that...

Guy says....and then I wished for a 12" prick........

"With experience, no explanation is necessary,
without experience, no explanation is possible."

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