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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

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SHORENUFFSTUFF Member Level  Thursday, 11/19/20 09:11:23 AM
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?
A PDF file!

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?
It runs in your genes!





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