SHORENUFFSTUFF Wednesday, 11/18/20 12:04:11 PM Re: None Post # of 28179 I took a date to the cinema and we both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time. To make it not seem awkward, I said "Don't worry, that's not the hand I masturbate with." Did you hear about the dyslexic guy at the cinema? He ordered a large cockporn. Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over. It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a dad. It's a faux pa. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing! I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.