May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim BigE please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim BigE please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a bright person before
Jaws all on the floor like Sri and Bobby just burst in the door
And started whoopin' ass just like before
They first were worshiped, throwin' down over truth (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. J said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. J said he's stuck in a lab in Ontario (ha ha!)
Investing women love some E
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim BigE, I'm sick of him
Look at him, talkin' around, blabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in the QMC boardroom
Sometimes I wanna get on the PC and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for culters to pump a declining stock
"Steve’s bum is on your lips, his bum is on your lips"
And if we’re lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to naive investors
And expect them not to know what a Greek chorus is
Of course they're gonna know what pumps & dumps are
By the time they hit OTC
They've got Yahoo!Finance, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but dumpers—well, some of us, pumpers
Who cut other people down like assassins
But we can like dead posters and rappin’
Then there's no reason that a fan and another fan can't team up
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Culters, wave your QMC pennants, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim BigE, yes I'm the real BigE
All you other Slim BigEs are just imitating
So won't the real Slim BigE please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim BigE, yes I'm the real BigE
All you other Slim BigEs are just imitating
So won't the real Slim BigE please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim BigE in all of us
Oh heck, let's all stand up!
AI
