Hannover House Inc (HHSE)

[BeverlyH]

Hey Parki, your tragic opus remains viewable...

The failure can't even follow his own self-imposed deadlines, as this dog shit has been bleeding eyeballs now for going on 38 hours.

A few early reviews are already in:

"This film is - quite literally- the sleeper film of the century" - Variety

"Tamazapam ain't got nuthin' on Wildfire - it simply knocks you out cold" - Vice Media

"Some movies simply leave a bad taste in the mouth. This one causes full-on halitosis." - HWR

"Wildfire is a great first date movie - if your date likes it, run for the hills!" - Rotten Tomatoes

"Watching this film reminded me of the time I was held at gunpoint and forced to stare into a full airsick bag on a transcontinental flight from LA to NYC." - NPR

"Enduring this disaster again would make for a great drinking game. If you take a shot every time Anne Heche yawns, you'll be passed out within the first fifteen minutes. And consider yourself lucky." - The Verge

"The couple in front of me spent the entire movie playing Tetris on their phones. I didn't care enough about my life at that point to ask them to stop, let alone tell them what a great time-killer Candy Crush actually was." - Tom Sims, upcoming class of USC 2025 film school.

"I'm far too speechless at this point to attempt to explain exactly what I just endured. Suffice it to say, if the everyone attempting to act in this film quite literally caught on fire at some point during this disaster, I'd scale my rating up to a solid D" - NYT

"Congrats Wildfire: The Arabian Heart, your universally-panned train wreck is no longer the biggest loser." - Michael Vincent, Director and Writer of the 2010 film about a curly-haired city girl that meets a horse call Wildfire. And features that old song.

"I thought I'd stepped into it - now I'm positive" - AV Club