Lack of Dam financing overcome? The recent 10Q shows a multitude of issues for this Dam and water company. However, according to a report from the Enquirer, two older Jewish men, one dressed as a Chinese and the other extremely neurotic gentleman from the upper west side were spotted driving away in a late model prius after herding beavers into the car from the Bronx Zoo. The car last seen heading west thru New Jersey on its way to southeastern Colorado, has a bumper sticker "grass or ass" on the rear. According to reports the two go by IV aliases "Ming and Neal" and are driving in the slow lane and stopping at every rest stop due to age. The two IV posters are deemed desperate and the hostages (the beavers) are reported in good condition for possible delivery in order to build a dam on land owned by TURV. According to the IR spokesperson Carl, port a potties have been stationed along the route west. Expectations are for arrival sometime in 2020 and "Garecpa" an alias on the IV board is on the way to meet them and provide pictures. Another poster "LDM" assures the board that the beavers will never arrive as the car is not technologically capable of making the trip. Bravo TV is supposedly chasing our heroes and the hostages in order to sign them up for the new hit reality TV sitcom, TURD. Stay tuned for further updates.
