Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Ring Ring
Hijacker Spokesperson Switchboard: Hello, this is DRC Hijacker's Emporium the main headquarters... please follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. What can I do for you?
Joey: Let me talk to the agent code-named Dan.
Hijacker Spokesperson Switchboard: Hold for a moment please while I connect you to the Jean-Pierre Bemba compound.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello?
Joey: This is Joey.
Hijacker Spokesperson: wassup?
Joey: what's the telephone number of your Jewish plumber buddy with the magic plunger?
Hijacker Spokesperson: It's Yuri, but he is over in Lebanon now fixing some toilets in a underground luxury retreat?
Joey: Can you ask him to call me when he gets back? I am having a plumbing problem out at the ranch.
Hijacker Spokesperson: 10-4.
Joey: Don't they have already plumbers in Lebanon?
Hijacker Spokesperson: yeah, but this jpob needed some special pipe routing done. Yuri is setting the sewage pipes up to carry napalm back into the underground retreat when Bibi pushes a red button back in Israel.
Joey: who owns the luxury retreat?
Hijacker Spokesperson: I don't know. Bibi is being super quiet on this one.
Joey: talk at 'cha later.

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