TOP 7 THINGS FDA’S LOWELL SCHILLER WON’T BE SAYING AT THE NATIONAL HEMP CONVENTION ON 8/13/19
#7
“We’re only going to permit products made from Hemp Fiber, so all you investors out here who’ve been dying to make hemp hats, hemp rope and hemp twist ties, well we’ve got you covered”
#6
“Contrary to the popular belief out there, CBD does demonstrate all of the signs of a gateway drug — it’s a gateway to health, happiness and peace”
#5
“Mitch isn’t done investing in CBD companies yet, but he tells us he’ll be finished in September, so that’s when we’re going to publish our recommendations”
#4
“I can’t get over how effective CBD Oil is on the treatment of pain and anxiety, and it does wonders for sleep issues — we don’t need to do real research with double-blinded placebo-controlled clinical trials when the testimonial evidence is so overwhelming”
#3
“I’m having an affair with my secretary and Jeffrey Epstein is my best friend”
#2
“You know, Jeff Sessions is a huge fan of CBD, he thinks it’s the key to solving the opioid crisis”
#1
“I have a cousin with seizures and I’m going to buy some CBD Oil at the Mobil down the street for her — that Epidiolex drug has too many side effects”
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