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Friday, 05/24/2019 9:36:47 AM

Friday, May 24, 2019 9:36:47 AM

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Wife: *signing divorce papers*
I’m sorry I ever married you.
Me: Apology accepted.

You kids and your fancy Google searches.
This World Book Encyclopedia got me through all six years of high school.

Son: Dad?
Me: Yeah?
Son: Do you have a plan for the 'Zombie Apocalypse'?
Me: Sure do.
Son: What is it?
Me: To run faster than you and your sister.

One of my exes left me because…
according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later and let me just say this... lucky guess.


















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