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Nice groaner. Better than the one i put

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Re: Quintessence post# 25917
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Nice groaner. Better than the one i put up a while back

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A Czech and a Pole decided to go first time bear hunting. On the way they saw a road sign that said "bear left ahead" but after some discussion decided to proceed anyway. While traipsing through the woods they encountered a male and female bear who, since the men had come very close to their nesting area, attacked them. Another hunter heard the commotion and came over but it was too late, the bears were eating the men. He shot the two bears dead and called the authorities. The medical examiner arrived and his new assistant asked if they should investigate which bear ate which person. The ME said "not necessary; I've seen this before. The Czech is in the male."



It's nice to have a lot of horsepower in the engine room but you need some in the wheelhouse too.
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