Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

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Hijacker Spokesperson Switchboard: Hello, this is DRC Hijacker's Emporium the main headquarters... please follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. What can I do for you?
Joey: Let me talk to the agent code-named Dan.
Hijacker Spokesperson Switchboard: Hold for a moment please.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello.
Joey: The United States on Friday imposed new sanctions on Corneille Nangaa and two other Congolese officials who monitored last year's polls.
https://news.yahoo.com/drcongo-election-official-denies-us-corruption-claim-221314727.html
I will not stand for this outrage! I want these sanctions reversed.
Hijacker Spokesperson: I don't work for the USA. That is a whole different high-powered dirty-tricks crew.
Joey: Well, then I want you to release my overseas secret bank accounts so I can fix these increasing problems at home. Do you have any idea the deep shit I will be in if any more of my flunkies get sanctioned or their overseas assets frozen?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Not exactly, but I can make a reasonable guess. As far as me helping reset the passwords on your slushy bank accounts overseas that option is pretty much off the table now since you didn't agree to the previous deal we had.
Joey: So what am I supposed to do now?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hire Rudy Giuliani as your lawyer might work if Mueller's report gives Trump a halfway decent clean bill of health which we will know if that is possible by mid week I suppose.
Joey: You're no help.
Hijacker Spokesperson: I know. Joey, I have to hang up now... Juan Guaido is calling on the other telephone.

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