Ring Ring (Daddy_Z calling again)
Ring Ring
The Doctor: Hello.
Daddy_Z: Oh Dear Doctor, it's Daddy_Z from Pakistan again.
The Doctor: Hello again Daddy_Z
Daddy_Z: I am also a shareholder in LPI and a member of the LPI-HotCopper community. Let me say we are so embarrassed by Mick_Z's continued rude acts of aggression and drive-by-shootings on the foreign iHub BLILF board. His goat wife has been quite ornery this past two weeks which is upsetting all his kids and he is taking his frustrations out on many innocent bystanders like you.
The Doctor: Daddy_Z well I sort of understand, but let me ask you... as a member of LPI-HotCopper aren't your fellow members there totally humiliated by this rogue ambassador going off on his temper tantrums on other stock boards attacking and belittling the members there to make LPI falsely appear more smarter/stronger/capable?
Daddy_Z: Yes, as a father I am totally ashamed of my son's baseless aggressive rants/attacks. As a member of LPI-HotCopper we are humiliated that people now think we are all scamming pumper-dumpers like Mick_Z. This is terrible.
The Doctor: Well, something has to be done. Do you think you could find him another goat wife since your kind can have more than one wife.
Daddy_Z: That is a possibility, but our "good book" prohibits a man from taking two wives or two goats if his income/wealth will not support the added responsibility... and my son is very near to declaring bankruptcy.
The Doctor: Geez, I feel your pain Daddy_Z. What will you do?
Daddy_Z: The first thing I am going to do is call his mother and command her to talk some sense into her son.... Baaahh! Baah! Baaah baaaaah Mick_Z Baah! There that is a start.
