Fear not - spoke to CEO - all good...
I rang up the drunken monkey who assures me that despite a decade of complete and utter failure and a PPS in the dirt, HHSE will be filing the Form 10 and presenting the audit to loyal longs this coming week. I promised Parki I wouldn't say anything (which would give all of those sophisticated "whales" a trading advantage on this blockbuster stock, but I can't resist a few sneak peeks:
The dozen or so enforcement judgements magically disappeared, despite the fact that HHSE neither engaged counsel to fight any of the court-ordered garnishments nor filed a single solitary thing across the landscape of legal judgements they face. They simply disappeared and as per the past reports, do not exist on any financials. We're all good!
The Vodwiz/Myflopwiz/MyVod/WizVod streaming service, originally announced nearly a decade ago, will launch immediately despite zero announcements as to device partners, studio partners, exclusivity, titles, a marketing plan, a PR plan, a promised "influencer" digital plan or anything else. It'll simply launch and we're all good!
Shirley, Sammy and the rest of the star-studded HHSE stable of talent will be on hand this coming week in Witts Springs (population 55) where Parki anticipates "Cannes" like coverage from the media invited for this event. Every big budget, 1000 theater release HHSE has ever promised (but never delivered) will all be going into production - simultaneously - in and around Arkansas. Spielberg, Cameron, Scorsese, Tarantino and Coppola are all in Arkansas as of this coming week going into production. All at the same time. Seriously.
All the "sophisticated investors," "whales" and related heavy-hitters who are buying in on HHSE will be in attendance. DonFreddy's going to play the fiddle, Parki's going to hit the mic, and Sony Home Entertainment's senior coordinator of marketing will be live streaming to her 15 Facebook faithful.
Celebrity gift bags will include the Director's Cut DVD of "Lost in the Pacific," some Chapstick and a signed copy of the MoneyTV interview with the failure and his sidekick, featuring the original concept for their streaming service back in 2013! Oh and a breath mint!
It's on!
