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Dear Martin, you da' man, you da' man.
Ring Ring
Pilot: Hello?
Joey: Hello Captain Pilot... this is Joey.
Pilot: Yes Your Highness.
Joey: Martin is taking us to court and there are 20 Catholic priests outside my door with reams of notarized "polling station observer" reports on the true election results.
Pilot: What do the priests want?
Joey: They want me to bend over the foot stool in my office, grab my ankles and get properly baptized by all of them.
Pilot: Yeow, I am afraid I have some more bad news on top of that. The sexy Ruffie-dispensing Gal Gadot doppelganger girl has my number and called me a few minutes ago.
Joey: What did she say?
Pilot: That I have the smallest penis she has seen she graduated from grade school in Israel.
Joey: Anything else?
Pilot: Yes, she says the hijackers have your pink-colored with powder-blue polka-dots padlocked strongbox labelled Joey/Entourage's PECUNIARY AFFAIRS.
Joey: Oh drat! Is she going to give it to Martin?
Pilot: She said w4%re &*904ygd::" @edsftyodto
Joey: Captain Pilot, you're breaking up. what did you just say?
Bzzzzzz (Silence)
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