Any Good Jokes?

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Doctor: "We need to get these people to a hospital !"
Nurse: "What is it?"
Doctor: "It's a big building with lots of doctors, but that's not important right now !"

Good: Your wife meets you at the door naked. Bad: After a night out.

Good: Your wife says you look 39. Bad: In dog years.

Good: Your wife has soft, long, dark hair. Bad: On her top lip.

Good: Your daughter's boss raves about her work. Bad: He's a pimp.

Good: Your mother-in-law's going home. Bad: To put her house up for sale.

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the mailman.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: You're arrested for flashing. Worse: The victim wants to take it to small claims court.
Bad: Your kids are sexually active. Worse: With each other.