I have three kids named Ctrl, Alt and Del.
W hen they mess up, I hit them all at once.
I wanted to name my son after my father, but my wife didn't think Dad was a good name for a boy.
When I was a kid, people used to cover me with cream and put cherries on my head. It was tough growing up in the gateau.
I remember my aunt buying me a walkie-talkie for my sixth birthday. She said if I was good, she'd give me the other one for my seventh birthday.
Why did the chicken run on to the soccer pitch?
Because the referee blew for a fowl.
What did the chicken say when it went to borrow three items from the library? Book, book, book.
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army.
Madonna, Cher, and Rihanna had a big argument.
They're no longer on a first name basis,
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Why the long face?"
