The Old Timers Club

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Several years ago, the producer of a local television talk show pre-interviewed a one-hundred-year-old woman who was scheduled to appear on the show later in the week. At one point, the producer said, "You look in very good health. Have you ever been bedridden?" The sprightly centenarian replied: "Hundreds of times! And once even in a buggy! But I probably better not mention that on the air!"