How many dogs does it take to change light bulb?
Australian Shepherd: I have a better idea... let's herd all the lightbulbs into one place.
Basset Hound: You go ahead. I'll just take a nap.
Beagle: Aaaroooooo-oooooo-oooooo!
Bernese Mountain Dog: Is it just me, or is it really warm in here? I'm going out to lie in the snow.
Dachsund: You've got to be kidding.
German Shepherd: I'm on it! Of course, I'll need to replace the light fixture and the wiring to bring everything up to code.
Golden Retriever: Who needs a lightbulb? Let's go outside and play fetch!
Irish Wolfhound: I think I can reach it.
Labrador Retriever (Lab): Oh, me, me! Let me change all the lightbulbs!
Old English Sheep Dog: Huh? Who turned out the lights?
Pointer: There it is! What are you waiting for? There it is! Change it!
Poodle: I don't care who changes it, but we definitely need more light to admire me!
Rottweiler: Not my job.
West Highland White Terrier (Westie): I'll just bark at it until it comes on.
