Lithium Exploration Group Inc. (fka LEXG)

[alexbh2285]

LEXG to investigate selling Philly Eagles Jerseys
"With our deep experience in having bought that dry well somewhere in Pennsylvania a few years ago we are kinda sorta related to Philadelphia and we have hired a consultant to investigate buying an option on a license to produce jerseys." "We may also look at producing Han Solo knockoff toys depending upon how that film does due to the fact that I have extensive experience running this company solo. We believe that there are many useless patents and trademarks that we may be able to buy for things that kind of look like Star Wars toys and we are optimistic about having great news very very soon!" Please buy my stock so I can issue more convertible debt even though I always say I am cleaning up the balance sheet. (Obs satirical).