Any Good Jokes?

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An elderly couple are playing together in the annual golf club championship.

The game has ended up in a play off hole, and everything rides on a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make.

Aware of how critical the this final putt is, she takes her stance, and her husband can see her trembling.

Well the wife putts, the ball sails clear past the hole, and the couple lose the match.

On the way home in the car, it's obvious from the atmosphere that her husband is not happy, in fact he is fuming,

"I cannot believe that you missed that simple putt!" he said to his wife. "That putt was no longer than my dick."

The wife just looked over at her husband, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"