Any Good Jokes?

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A walking while drinking tale.

A drunk had panhandled enough money to buy himself a pint of whisky. He went into a liquor store, bought a pint and put it in his hip pocket.

As he was walking to his shanty he was hit by a car and knocked to the pavement. A Good Samaritan rushed to his aide.

"We've got to get you to the ER! Your bleeding from your buttocks!"

" That wet stuff is blood? Thank goodness. I thought I broke my pint."

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