A boy goes to his father asking him to explain the difference between theoretically and realistically. The father suggests that he go to his mother and his sister and ask them if they would have sex with the next door neighbor for $5,000,000 and then come back with their answers. Both mother and sister after giving the question some consideration answered "yes". When the boy returned with the answers to his father,his father then explained that "theoretically, we're sitting on $10,000,000 bucks... realistically, we're living with two whores." LOL SH
