Voip Pal Com Inc (VPLM)

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And...since gov'ts around the globe have long required, by law, that all voip service providers must provide LI, then again, since all of that compliance MUST be vplm's LI, then it follows that vplm must be, by now, responsible for a slew of captured terrorists and foiled many plots. Boy, I'm so proud of vplm for being the reason. Why...you could almost say that vplm is the reason for the season. Hey, I KNOW....YES, HAVE THE SOLUTION! We're also obviously responsible for facilitating all the VoIP communications w/RBR & all, so what we should do is setup a GO FUND ME page so that all the beneficiaries around the world can just start bypassing all this legal crap and just start donating the moneies vplm (us) deserve. You know, just cut out all the middlemen (and the Indians).