THE REDNECK VASECTOMY
>
>
> AFTER THEIR 11 TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED
> THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER
> BED.
>
> SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD
> HIM THAT HE AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY
> MORE CHILDREN.
>
> THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE
> ; CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM
> BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE.
>
> "A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE", SAID THE DOCTOR,
> "IS TO GO HOME, GET A CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS ARE
> LEGAL IN ALABAMA), "LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A BEER CAN, THEN
> HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO 10."
>
> THE ALABAMIAN SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE
> THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE
> HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT
> TO MY EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME."
>
> "TR UST ME ," SAID THE DOCTOR.
>
> SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND
> PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS
> EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT "1"
>
> "2"
>
>
> "3"
>
>
> "4"
>
> "5"
>
>
> AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN
> BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS
> OTHER HAND.
>
> THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN KENTUCKY, ARKAN SAS,
> OKLAHOMA, MISSISSIPPI, WEST VIRGINIA, TEXAS, LOUISIANA,
> AND GEORGIA.
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