Solar Wind Energy Tower Inc. (fka SWET)

[swingingRichard]

Here's some useful patents . . .

Since we are attempting to prove that SWET has something of value by virtue of simply holding a patent, allow me to educate the group on the intrinsic value of said patent. Hint - it ain't much.

3216423 Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force This one is too old to have full-text, so you are going to have to look at the pictures -- but it's worth it. I can't help but wonder if this device was ever actually used? Submitted by Dan.

6637447 Beerbrella Keeps the sun off your beer (no, I am not kidding). One would think that those little insulating sleeves would be much more effective, but perhaps they were worried about their beer getting sunburned.

5971829 Motorized ice cream cone I am usually a proponent of anything that allows me to do less work, but everyone knows that the best part of eating an ice cream cone is eating the cone and ice cream at the end!

4455816 Tricycle Lawnmower No, you aren't misreading anything. This really is a child's tricyle with a lawnmower attached. Real safe, eh?

6368227 Method of swinging on a swing So these fools think that in all the years of swinging no one has ever before thought to pull on the opposite chains and swing form side to side? Well, I guess they got the PTO to issue the patent, so I'm not sure who the fool really is... But, even so, what do these guys expect to do with this anyway? Are they going to go around and collect royalties from kids on the playground?

20090188617 Dog Nose Art Dog nose smudge as art?