Any Good Jokes?

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Summer: the only thing that can come early
and not disappoint women.

Sex with a fat person is just like fractions:
It's improper for the larger one to be on top.

Surefire way to make your penis bigger:
Push the ruler farther into your stomach.

I'm so lonely, I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down.

I really admire people who keep going even though they're in
huge amounts of debt. They deserve a lot of credit.