Only 15 more years to go in Federal prison for Roofie. 2031 rolling right around.
In a few more years, Roofie will be an 'institutional man' - hardened to prison and unable to deal with the outside world. If he survives to be released, he'll be 64 years old and with only minimal Social Security credits - so his retirement will be around $597/month minus whatever they take ~OUTT for Medicare Part B premiums - and that is only if he waits until age 69 (his age-adjusted 'full retirement age for his birth cohort), otherwise it'll be even LESS than $597/mo.
Good thing he's gott those $9 BILLION in fake Venezuelan bonds to fall back on and Anissa to earn munny for him (prison commissary account and thereafter).
Probation will gett him lined upp with a minimum wage yobb like a fast food restaurant, Wal-Mart stocker, or janitor.
