Any Good Jokes?

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When you're feeling run down, the best thing to take is.................................the license number.

I just conducted a survey of bulimics.
There was plenty of feedback.

I'm on pins and needles today.
I wonder if acupuncture will help?

My ex-wife is spreading false rumors about
me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game.

I went in to my local pharmacy and asked:
"Do you have anything for laryngitis?"
The pharmacist said: "Good morning, sir. What can I do for you?"

optimists are never pleasantly surprised